Introducing the “Name the Triangle Tank Top” – the sizzling and puzzling fashion choice for math enthusiasts who want to keep their cool while heating up the geometry game!

Picture yourself soaking up the summer sun, flaunting this head-turning tank top at the beach, a math-themed BBQ, or a picnic in the park. But hold on to your sunscreen, because this tank top isn’t just about catching rays; it’s about catching puzzled glances and laughter from everyone around you.

On the front of this tank top, you’ll find a mesmerizing array of triangles, each eagerly awaiting identification. However, there’s a mathematically mirthful twist – these are no ordinary triangles! Instead of the conventional “Acute,” “Right,” or “Obtuse,” you’ll be labeling them with names like “Euclid,” “Newton,” and “Einstein.”

The creator of this tank top has embraced mathematical humor like a protractor in hand! Who cares about classifying triangles when you can proudly display your “Einsteinian Equilateral” or your “Newtonian Isosceles”?

Imagine the delight and laughter you’ll stir as you rock your Name the Triangle Tank Top. Your friends and fellow beachgoers will be both amused and intrigued, trying to decipher the connection between these legendary mathematicians and the sultry triangles on your chest. “Is that a Euclidean Scalene?” they’ll wonder, or “Did Newton really have a thing for Isosceles?”

With this tank top, you’re not just keeping cool; you’re embodying a playful mathematical mystery that’ll set the temperature soaring. So, if you’re ready to make a sizzling statement that combines your love for math with a dash of delightful absurdity, slip into the Name the Triangle Tank Top and get ready for comments like, “Hey, can you name that triangle…or mathematician…or both?”

A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US